Old Houses and Bad Cops

Imagine you live in an old house. I dunno, let’s say it was built in the 1800’s by a bunch of white nationalists, just for the sake of conversation. And let’s say that you haven’t had any problems with this house in the whole time you’ve lived there.

But one day, you notice a scorch mark in the basement. And now that you see it, you realize there are some similar scorch marks elsewhere in the house. And one day, you’re in the kitchen and an electrical socket explodes. You’re okay, but suddenly all the hair on your arm is burned off, and you’re missing an eyebrow.